Mike, I know you left your sweater over at my house at our Christmas party. I know you missed the email we sent out asking who left their sweaters over at our party. I even know that you were upset that I gave them to charity…or did I? (insert smirky smiley face).
Guess what? Just found them. I gotta say, I think Mary and I will be keeping them. Don’t we look great?
(While clapping)… bravo. *(Editor’s Note: rest of comment removed for misspellings and non-family appropriate content)