- Getting back into twitter form before the bachelor party. #
- Bachelor party mustache? Check. #
- Off to portland. As paul would say: docking begins soon. #
- Just got into portland and saw a dude hog tied by police. Please don’t let that be foreshadowing. #
- Polyester suit? Check. Bandana? Check. Ninja mask? Check. #
- Playing the waiting game, but I know that is for the best. #