First rule about Bachelor Parties: You do not talk about Bachelor Parties.
Second rule about Bachelor Parties: You do not talk about Bachelor Parties.
Well – I’m not going to follow those rules.
Danny’s Bachelor Party (his wedding site started out calm enough: a couple beers at a sports bar while watching the Sounders game. Next stop, Fire on the Mountain for some wings (their hot sauce, not so hot. the El Jefe on the other hand…).
Now here’s where the night gets a little fuzzy. I know we went somewhere before the Timbers game – but where?
Speaking of the Timbers – some faux-hooligan tried to pick a fight with us outside of the Timbers game. Got word we were Sounders fans. And when I mean pick a fight with us, I mean all of us. We laughed it off, especially after he told Mert he would fight him first. I mean, how can you take a guy seriously who wants to fight Mert first. I would have gone after Teddy.
After the Timbers game we went somewhere else again…can’t remember the details though
Ended the night with some karaoke and a run-in with the law. Good times.
Here are a few pics, more pics here.
- Fire on the Mountain
- Timbers Philly
- Shots of Scotch



SCOTCH! SCOTCH! SCOTCH! SCOTCH!