Sally and ski nailed this rehearsal dinner. Location is perfect #
Wedding day! T-minus 11 hours. #
A few minutes till the reveal. I think my nerves are calming…I hope. #
dropped off the wedding drinks and favors - so close #
Rehearsal done. Rehearsal dinner coming up. So far so good. #
Mickey and the motorxars and reckless kelly? Awesome. #
Kenny found his home. The Tractor Tavern. #
Fact: kenny needs a cowboy hat. #
My body hates me. #
Monday? Are you serious? My liver needs more rest. #
Bar numver three. Water would be good now. #
Dannys phone lost and found. Lucky him. Justin owes me one million if he wins powerball. #
Ninja mask is on. Grand up next. #
So drunk. Tyler kills the karaoke. #
Sassys bitches #
Yikes. It is a quarter after three. #
Getting back into twitter form before the bachelor party. #
Bachelor party mustache? Check. #
Off to portland. As paul would say: docking begins soon. #
Just got into portland and saw a dude hog tied by police. Please don’t let that be foreshadowing. #
Polyester suit? Check. Bandana? Check. Ninja mask? Check. #
Playing the waiting game, but I [...]
Lots of folks at easy street - hope the venue has a bar tonight #
Oh twiiter i’ve neglected you. #
Too much sun and warm PBR is a perfect friday #
Shots shots shots! #
Too many drinks at lindas #
Ooh. That’s a lotta booze. #
Wow. Packed for girl talk. #
Too many non-dancing f*cks #
Line for the bathroom? Donde los yikes. #
More pabst? Sure, why not? #
What does Jens look like? I know he like Lacoste. #
Hmm…it [...]
Thanks to affiliate marketing for tonights beer money #